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FROGS

by wesley

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1.
Problem Frog 02:38
I know it's the year of the rat But I'm really feeling frogs for some reason Just so you know where I'm at Rats can be cute, but I'm feeling like it's frog season. I watched frog videos back to back I've seen them on Twitter; a little frog stack. Frogs from the U.S, Frogs from Brazil We both got terrorists as presidents but even still. We got a bit of a problem frog The earth's burning up and we wont' last long You might have some habits that are problem frogs But you can blame it on the rich on their boulevard. I know it's the year of the rat That's why politicians can feel so relaxed But I haven't seen a frog in a long time And to me that's just as good as some facts. I donated to the cause down under Cause it's looking pretty dry and the frogs are all on fire. We got a bit of a problem frog You can't just exist on the internet But the muppets got a different problem frog Where are they supposed to vacation when Miami's all wet You can't make money when the earth's on fire And I can't live without my frogs on file I found another masterpiece A frog in a suit, a little three-piece You're looking pretty dapper frog But I think we got a problem frog I don't think frogs can live on Mars I just care about my problem frog
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Ugly Frog 04:10
I love you but I know I'm just an ugly little frog I lick my eyeballs clean to see You could never love an ugly little frog like me I know, I know, I know I see you walk to your pad It's not my say but you're looking pretty sad I can't help it I was born a little ugly frog Surely you can forgive these flaws I love you but I know I'm just an ugly little frog I lick my eyeballs clean to see You could never love an ugly little frog like me I know, I know, I know You make my heart turn still and my hands turn clammy I lived in a lake frozen over but now you thaw me I love you but I know I'm just an ugly little frog I lick my eyeballs clean to see You could never love an ugly little frog like me I know, I know, I know Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, oh I love you but I know I'm just an ugly little frog I lick my eyeballs clean to see You could never love an ugly little frog like me I know, I know, I know, I know
3.
I got my hair slicked back, my leather jacket on I kill motherfucking hippies with their own glass bong Don't tell my employer but I'm a mean motherfucker of a frog I came out of my egg with my tail 'round my neck And my papa left me with a thirty buck check So I wear my hair in a different way I can't breathe in this city but my eggs definitely don't freeze. I got a brief amount of drinking 'tween my pension weeks I get a brief amount pleasure pinching my kid's teacher's ass cheeks I fucking hate it in this city, but my kids get their schooling for free. I told you my hair's slicked back, five rings on One for each kid on my own I ran off their mother Cause I'm a bad motherfucker of a frog Bad motherfucker Yeah, I'm a bad motherfucker of a frog Ooh yeah Ooh baby, bad bad bad frog I'm a bad I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad motherfucker of a frog I'm a bad I'm a b..b..b..bad motherfucker of a frog Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, Ooh baby I'm bad
4.
Nerite snail hanging out with crazy frog I've got snail cleaning up all the algae
5.
Ancient Frog 02:13
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Hitler Frog 03:25
Crying frog, hateful frog, Hitler frog Hand poised to chin questioning something You've been in your room now four days Seven since you've spoken to someone last Your anger is not rage, it's grieving each moment past We have a Hitler frog saved on our computers It's been here longer than you might suspect Buried in our land is a deeply golden SS Crying frog, hateful frog, Hitler frog It's never placed exactly where it belongs Those who list the grips of hate They have a Hitler frog saved on their computer The CIA who gaze into the files They have a Hitler frog saved on their computer And the news who reports the frogs to other frogs They have a Hitler frog saved on their computer You've been given a land Which beguiles you to guess How you might express When you feel like you're the SS Crying frog, hateful frog, Hitler frog Hand poised to chin question something
7.
When you've got a hat to depend on You can grow inside That's what I've been told Seventy years in the making I'll share it with you The wisdom of a new frog living in the same old hat It's all the same to me Time again for the dancing frog jubilee I may not dance like I used to, but it's plain to see I'm a whole new frog living in the same old hat I've heard it once Heard it twice And once more after that Can't teach an old dog new trick, well those were the facts But I'm no dog and that ain't a fact I'm just a new frog living in the same old hat Yes, I'm just a new frog living... living... living in the same old hat
8.
Godfrog 04:04
My friend has had a baby And it looks like his dad The mother can't be bothered She just loves her little lad You may not know me now I might die before you do I've got some habits to kick But, baby, I'm your Godfrog Ooh, well, baby, I'm your Godfrog Your dad made me your Godfrog My friend has had a baby And he's a good guy to have one The mother says he has a poet's eye You may not know me now I might die before you do I'll teach you not to smoke 'Cause, baby, I'm your Godfrog Ooh, well, baby, I'm your Godfrog Your dad made me your Godfrog
9.
I see so much little beauty And I'm happy to have someone to share it with. Mr. Frog, life may not seem very long, but come and watch this morning rain with me. Mr. Toad, you're right, I don't think life is very long at all, But when I spend these little moments with you It feels like a speck of forever. Mr. Frog, I can't help but agree with you. If only for a minute or two, the core of life can be experienced. This morning rain is so deliberate It works wonders in bringing us amphibians together. Mr. Toad, together Mr. Frog, together Watch this morning rain with me Watch this morning rain with me Watch this morning rain with me

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released April 30, 2021

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